Supreme SS17 Accessories: no bricks, just financial firearms and pornographic puzzles

The SUPREME SS17 COLLECTION provides another unpredictable assortment of branded trinkets from the label that made hypebeasts queue for hammers.

While there’s no branded bricks this time round, the collection contains more unexpected items than ever. Who knew they wanted a money gun until now? In fact, who even knew that money guns existed? Perhaps I just need to up my game when it comes to financial firearms. This time round there’s something for everyone, as long as you like all your purchases to come in red with massive logo prints. There are beaded curtains for the hippies and pottymouthed political badges for the anarchists, studded belts for the punks (or Euro-trance ravers, I’m not quite sure), a gas-powered mini-bike and a large range of semi-controversial towels. There’s the money gun for “making it rain”, some Bang & Olufsen headphones, a chequered take on the famous Artek stool, a branded MTA MetroCard and a pornographic puzzle. And as always, Supreme is holding down the DIY fans: instead of the previous seasons’ bricks and hammers, the new offering includes tape measures and mechanics’ gloves.

The SUPREME SS17 COLLECTION drops in store this THURSDAY 16 FEBRUARY and online the following week. Don’t sleep. Especially if you’re queuing overnight to buy it.