You’ve probably noticed that it’s BLACK FRIDAY a.k.a the world’s premier orgy of unbridled capitalism. With the human race seemingly determined to destroy itself at the moment, it’s the perfect opportunity to go out in a cut-price cataclysm of new clothes: you might have to barter it all for food when society collapses in the next few months, but at least you’ll be the best-dressed guy at the Apocalypse.
To help you navigate the sea of deals, we’ve selected our top blacked-out Black Friday bargains. Click on the banner below to find the discount details for each retailer on our dedicated Black Friday sale page.
CHAMPION REVERSE WEAVE CLASSIC LOGO CREW SWEATER
No introduction should be needed here: heavyweight and durable, Champion’s legendary Reverse Weave products are amongst the best sweatshirts known to man.
ARK AIR WATERPROOF SMOCK
Deftly crossing over between the military and fashion elites, Ark Air make clothing for Special Forces units worldwide as well as exclusive pieces for the likes of Palace and Dover Street Market. This jacket is waterproof, made in the UK, and has a million pockets: it’s probably the only thing this country will still be producing after Brexit, but it’s a good ‘un.
ADIDAS ORIGINALS ADICOLOR TRACK TOP
If it’s good enough for Run DMC, it’s good enough for us: the black-and-white adidas Originals track top is a bona fide classic.
AND WANDER 20L BLACK MESSENGER BAG
and wander are a group of Japanese designers who love mountaineering but hate capital letters. Their attention to detail is as focused as you’d expect from the land where artisanal perfection comes as standard, and the brand has built a strong reputation for mixing outdoors functionality with progressive aesthetics.
PATTA TEAM WATCH HAT
New releases from the Amsterdam-based streetwear stalwarts at Patta usually sell out rapidly, so this is a rare chance to grab some of their wares at a discount. Don’t sleep though, these won’t hang around for long…
SEX SKATEBOARDS MINI LOGO PULLOVER HOODY
New from the upstart UK skate brand with the least forgettable name in fashion, this pullover hoody is an example of blatant branding at its finest. I feel like Prince would have liked this a lot if he was a skater and it came in purple.
MAHARISHI REVERSIBLE CAMO CREW SWEAT
This sweatshirt comes with Maharishi’s stretch camo pattern on the front and their classic British Bonsai Forest DPM on the back, all in tonal shades of black and charcoal. As if two different camo patterns weren’t enough, the sweatshirt is also reversible to give you a more subtle option in all black with a camo hit at the pocket. Add the Black Friday discount, and you’re getting 3 sweats for the price of less than one.
LEVI’S THERMORE QUILTED BOMBER
In an unusual departure from their denim offerings, this season Levi’s have dropped a strong selection of bomber jackets with a military feel. This blacked-out beauty features onion pattern quilting and warm but lightweight Thermore insulation made from recycled bottles.
CARHARTT WIP COLLEGE SWEATER
Carhartt WIP drops a classy knitted take on the familiar college sweater, constructed from a wool blend fabric for warmth and featuring an off-white logo across the chest.
MARVIS TOOTHBRUSH & LIQUORICE MINT TOOTHPASTE
Marvis have worked with the Italian confectioners Amarelli, who are big in the liquorice game, for what may well be the first ever dental collab. The resulting liquorice toothpaste is perfectly complemented by a murdered-out take on Marvis’ signature artisanal toothbrush. Even if you don’t like the flavour, it’s an inexpensive way to impress houseguests and will boost your Instagram influence levels by 300%.